Dizzie: Welcome back, Boss. We missed you.
Lilly Faye: Thanks, Diz. Catch me up on what's been happening at work while I was at the beach with Frank.
Dizzie: I answered our reader mail, and I ordered office supplies.
Lilly Faye: Office supplies? But we're an Earth-friendly, paperless blog.
Dizzie: True, Boss, but we were out of Oinkies.
Lilly Faye: Hmmm, you're the only one who eats those, Diz.
Dizzie: I know! You'd think a case would last longer.
Alfie Cat: Quit stalling, and tell her the news.
Dizzie: The Pulitzer Prizes were announced...
Lilly Faye: Did we win one? Did we win a Pulitzer?
Dizzie: No, Boss. We didn't win.
Lilly Faye: Oh, after we worked so hard all year-long to make our blog posts informative, entertaining, and uplifting.
Alfie Cat: In fairness to the Pulitzer Prize committee, they don't have a category for blogging poodles.
Lilly Faye: But they hand out Pulitzer Prizes for Public Service Reporting, Commentary, Photography, Fiction, Drama, Criticism...we cover all of that on the blog. I wonder if our movie reviews were even considered?
Dizzie: Sorry, Boss. Maybe next year.
Later that evening...
Lilly Faye: Hello, Frank. This is a surprise. Come in.
Mr. Frank: I brought you something, Doll. I made it with my own paws.
Lilly Faye: A pink pearl necklace with a seashell pendant. How romantic!
Mr. Frank: I found that shell on the beach while we were on our date. I wanted you to have a piece of jewelry to mark our special occasion. Look inside the shell. I signed it, Love, Frank.
Lilly Faye: Oh, Frank, it's perfect. It means more to me than a dozen Pulitzer Prizes.
Mr. Frank: I don't know what those are, but I'm glad you like your necklace, Doll.