Dizzie: Whatcha' up to, Boss?
Lilly Faye: I'm keeping up with current events, Diz. There's good news and bad news.
Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Pharrell Williams will join The Voice as a coach for Season 7.
(Sings) This makes me happy....
Dizzie: (Cutting her off) What's the bad news, Boss?
Lilly Faye: David Letterman is retiring next year, which means the end is near for one of the greatest entertainment bits of all time, Stupid Pet Tricks.
Do you know any television-worthy tricks, Diz?
Dizzie: I could carry Alfie onstage in a sack, and pull him out of it, like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
Alfie: Hold on, now.
Lilly Faye: Hmmm, you might want to work on that. We only have a few months left to get you booked on the show. Try to come up with something clever. It would be great publicity for the blog.
Dizzie: Will do, Boss. If I get on Letterman, are you gonna pay me for it?
Lilly Faye: If you do a good job of representing the blog on the Letterman show, Diz, I'll pay you a generous percentage of your appearance fee, guaranteed.
Dizzie: Oh, boy! Seriously, Boss?
Alfie: There's one born every minute.
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