Can't a Guy Get a Little Privacy Around Here?

Mr. Frank: Ceecee, look! My diet is working. It wasn't easy, but I managed to get into my Christmas sweater.

Ceecee: How much weight have you lost, Frank?

Mr. Frank: Another pound and a half, just since Halloween!

Ceecee: That's a real accomplishment, especially with all the Christmas goodies you've been baking lately.

Mr. Frank: I'm doing it to impress Doll Face, so I'm really motivated. I still need to lose a few more pounds though, and I don't think I can rely on diet alone. I'm going to have to up my game.

Ceecee: Don't overdo it and hurt yourself, Frank.

Mr. Frank: I'll be careful. If you need me, I'll be out back where no one will see me.

Twenty minutes later...

Lilly Faye: Yoo-hoo, Frank, are you back here? It's your girlfriend, Lilly Faye!

Lilly Faye: Frank, what are you doing?

Lilly Faye: Oh, dear dawg!

To be continued....