My Romantic Date With Frank (Part 1)

Mr. Frank: I've planned a romantic date for us, Doll, just like you asked me to.

Lilly Faye: Thanks, Frank. We've both been spending too much time with other dogs, and not enough time with each other. If we're going to be a real couple, it's important that we invest time in our relationship.

Mr. Frank: Do you know where you're going, Doll? Can you see out okay?

Lilly Faye: Relax, Frank. I do what the GPS tells me. When it says turn, I turn the wheel.

GPS: Turn right.

HONK!

Lilly Faye: Well, that was rude.

Mr. Frank: There's heavy traffic all around us, Doll. Try to maintain a steady speed.

Lilly Faye: I'll jump down and give it some gas whenever the car starts slowing down too much. With these fuel injectors, you can coast a long way without actually pushing on the accelerator.

Mr. Frank: There's the parking garage, Doll.

Lilly Faye: I prefer to park on the street. It's so easy to just pull up and turn off the car.

Mr. Frank: I hope the driver of the car parked between us and the curb doesn't need to leave before we do.

Lilly Faye: You worry too much, Frank.

A few minutes later...

Mr. Frank: This is where I wanted to bring you, Doll.

Mr. Frank: I know it isn't La Seine in Paris, or the Grand Canal in Venice...

Mr. Frank: ...but it's ours, if you want it to be.

Lilly Faye: Oh, Frank, it's the most beautiful and romantic place I've ever seen. From now on, it's our special place.

Mr. Frank: Let's take a stroll.

Lilly Faye: Race ya!

Mr. Frank: Wait for me, Doll!

To be continued...