Getting to Know You

Lilly Faye: So Frank, do you mind answering a few questions?

Mr. Frank: I already filled out your blog questionnaire for my "Meet Mr. Frank" page.

Lilly Faye: This is different. It's a compatibility quiz I found in this month's issue of Celebrity Canine Magazine.

Mr. Frank: Compatibility with what?

Lilly Faye: With each other, to see if you and I have anything in common.

Mr. Frank: Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Lilly Faye: Good. Do you like movies?

Mr. Frank: Love 'em.

Lilly Faye: Great! Me, too! Do you enjoy car rides?

Mr. Frank: Oh, yeah, with the windows rolled down and the wind in my face!

Lilly Faye: Excellent! I love riding in fast convertibles, myself.

Do you dance?

Mr. Frank: I can do a little two-step. Nothing too fast. 

Lilly Faye: Oh. I like to rumba. I guess two out of three isn't so bad.

Mr. Frank: We don't need a magazine to tell us if we're compatible, Doll. Come to Mr. Frankie...

Mr. Frank: Smooch!

Later, at the back fence...

Cali: And then he did WHAT?