Mr. Frank: Welcome to Frankie's Snack Shack.
Lilly Faye: You're running a drive-thru restaurant out of your bedroom window now, Frank?
Mr. Frank: It's a walk-up, not a drive-thru. It's just for the summer. What'll you have, Doll?
Lilly Faye: I guess it is rather convenient, since you're located right next door. I'll have a vanilla soft serve in a cone, please.
Mr. Frank: I'm a gourmet chef, I don't do plain vanilla cones. I've got Watermelon Pistachio, Jalapeno Lime, or Carrot Cardamon in a dish.
Lilly Faye: Oh. Well, I guess I'll take Watermelon Pistachio, then.
Mr. Frank: That'll be twelve dollars.
Lilly Faye: Twelve dollars! That's highway robbery! I'm your fiancee, shouldn't I get a break?
Mr. Frank: Sorry, Doll. If we're gonna get married, I've gotta earn some extra cash.
Lilly Faye: Grrrr....
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