Mr. Frank: I don't think Doll Face is outside today, but let's stick close to the house, just in case.
Ceecee: I thought you wanted to be together.
Mr. Frank: I do! But when I saw her reading that Bride magazine the other day, my entire future flashed before my eyes. I suddenly realized if we were married, she'd be telling me when I could practice my tuba, and making me watch all those chick flicks she likes, and I'd never be able to save enough money to open my own restaurant.
Ceecee: Maybe you're misreading the situation, Frank. You're basing a lot on one magazine.
Mr. Frank: It was a bridal magazine! What else could it mean?
Ceecee: You need to discuss this with her, not me.
Lilly Faye: Hi, Frank! I've been looking all over for you!
Mr. Frank: Aaaahhhh! You scared me, Doll. You shouldn't sneak up on a fellow like that!
Lilly Faye: Why did you run off so fast the other day?
Mr. Frank: Umm...well....
Ceecee: Tell her the truth, Frank.
Mr. Frank: When I saw you reading that Bride magazine, I got cold feet.
Lilly Faye: I've been invited to model a wedding gown. I was checking out the latest styles before I give them my answer.
Mr. Frank: Is that all it was? What a relief! Heh, heh...heh, heh, heh....
Lilly Faye: A relief? Does this mean you don't want to get married?
Mr. Frank: Gulp!
That was so great and funny! Mr Frank is the ultimate player! 😀😀🐾❤️
ReplyDeleteThanks, Martha! I'm not gonna let him off the hook that easily, so stay tuned!
DeleteMen can scare so easily when it comes to commitment. Not me, though.
ReplyDelete(Of course, I've never had a girlfriend and haven't had to put this to the test...)
Wags,
Echo Sheltie
You sound like a real gentleman, Echo. I hope you meet a great girl who is worthy of you!
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