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Monday, July 27, 2015

The Honeymoon


Mr. Frank: Thanks, Captain.



Mr. Frank: The wife and I will be having dinner on shore, so you can take a break.



Mr. Frank: Doll?



Lilly Faye: I found us a table over here, Frank.



Lilly Faye: Look! I found a bottle of the same wine we drank the night you asked me to elope!



Lilly Faye: How did you come up with the brilliant idea of having a boat captain marry us and take us on such an amazing honeymoon in the South of France, Frank?



Mr. Frank: Notre Dame Cathedral was booked solid, and I wanted something better for us than a quickie ceremony in a civil service office, so I called Mattie and Zoe and asked them for advice.

Lilly Faye: The French Bulldog sisters? Grrr....



Mr. Frank: Doll!



Lilly Faye: Okay, I guess I should be grateful to them, just this once.



Mr. Frank: That's my girl!



Lilly Faye: What are you doing now, Frank?



Mr. Frank: I'm looking for crabs.



Lilly Faye: I wish we could stay on our honeymoon forever.



Mr. Frank: Who says we can't?















Mr. Frank: Next stop, Paris!


Thursday, July 23, 2015

The Elopement


Lilly Faye: Let's say our goodbyes before we leave, Frank.



Mr. Frank: I'm excited about going to France with Doll Face, and attending Le Cordon Bleu cooking school, Sis. My only regret is I won't be here to cook for you every night.



Ceecee: Don't worry about me, Frank. I need to cut back anyway. Your food is a bit rich.



Ceecee: The nights will be a lot longer without you, though.



Lilly Faye: I'll miss you, Alfie.



Alfie Cat: I'll miss Frank's cooking on movie nights. I can't believe I won't be getting any more of his shrimp.



Lilly Faye: Dizzie, you've been the best unpaid blog intern a boss could ever hope for. I'm confident you've got a future in entertainment journalism. You've shown a lot of initiative, especially with your reporting from the Oscars and the Golden Globes

I'm giving you the blog password for safekeeping. Don't go overboard ordering cases of Oinkies.



Dizzie: Thanks for taking a chance on me when I was just a young pup, and giving me my first job, Boss. I'm gonna miss you. I don't think I've ever said this before, but I love you, Boss. Sniff.

I want you to have these frequent flyer miles as a wedding present.



Lilly Faye: I thought THE MASTER locked his miles in a vault after the last two times you helped yourself to them.



Dizzie: These are a gift from Chad, my pal on the Scandalous Hollywood Insiders Tonight television show. He said he does so much flying in his job, he could never use up all his miles before they expire. He wants you to have them. 

Chad says to tell the flight crew you and Frank are getting married, and they might bump you up to first class, or at least give you an extra bag of nuts.



Lilly Faye: Frank and I are ready to leave for France, Cali. We've decided to elope! I'm sorry you won't have the chance to be my bridesmaid after all.



Cali: I'm happy for you, Lilly Faye. You finally got your fella! Don't worry about anything here. I'll keep an eye on your place while you're gone.



Lilly Faye: How's Ceecee, Frank? Is she going to be alright?



Mr. Frank: Her knitting needles were clicking like crazy when I left the house, but she's happy for me.

I love you, Doll.



Lilly Faye: I love you, too, Frank.



Mr. Frank: Let's get to the airport, Doll. We don't want to miss our flight!



Dizzie: No, we sure don't.



Mr. Frank: You're not going with us!


The car door slams.


Lilly Faye: Buckle up! 

Vroom!

Monday, July 20, 2015

Come Away With Me


Mr. Frank: I'm glad we finally ditched your blog intern after the concert. I wanted this evening to be all about us, Doll.



Lilly Faye: Dizzie's a good boy. He's just young, and a bit overly enthusiastic. I was touched when he asked Trombone Shorty to play our song.



Mr. Frank: Shorty blows a mean horn, and he knocked it out of the park playing At Last.



Lilly Faye: You've really gone all out tonight, Frank. Fresh Crab, French wine, and French chocolates!



Mr. Frank: That's not all, Doll. This little blue velvet box is for you. Open it.



Lilly Faye: Squeal!



Lilly Faye: Oh, Frank, it's a pearl and diamond bracelet! I love it!



Mr. Frank: It's an engagement bracelet, Doll. Try it on.



Lilly Faye: It fits my wrist perfectly!



Mr. Frank: You're wearing my pearls, and I'm wearing your heart on my collar.




Mr. Frank: We're not getting any younger, Doll. Let's not waste any more time. Let's get married.



Lilly Faye: But Frank, you already asked me to marry you, and I said yes.



Mr. Frank: I mean let's get married right now, Doll. Let's elope.



Lilly Faye: Elope? But we have responsibilities.



Mr. Frank: If you could do anything in the world, what would it be?



Lilly Faye: Besides marrying you? Sometimes I dream of modeling again.



Mr. Frank: I've always dreamed of studying at Le Cordon Bleu. We can have it all, Doll. Let's just do it. Let's elope to Paris.