Dizzie: I can't come to work today, Boss. I'm afraid to leave Alfie alone.
Lilly Faye: Why? Is he sick?
Dizzie: He's up a tree, and he won't come down.
Lilly Faye: I wouldn't worry, Diz. Alfie has climbed trees before.
Dizzie: I know, but he's been up there for three hours. He even missed lunch!
Lilly Faye: You're right, this is serious. Alfie never misses a meal, his own or anyone else's. I'll be right over!
Alfie Cat: I'm not coming down as long as that she-devil Ceecee is around. It's not safe. That witch has designs on me!
Lilly Faye: That's odd. I didn't think Ceecee ever left her house. I'll phone Frank.
Mr. Frank: My sister leaves the house twice a year, in Spring and Fall. I think it's some sort of female mating thing. I'll ask her.
Mr. Frank: Hey, Ceecee...
Ceecee: Don't be ridiculous. The only designs I have are for my needle work.
Lilly Faye: Alfie, Frank says Ceecee is at home working on her knitting. You can come on down now. You're not in any danger.
Diz, get in my car. I'll take you back to work with me.
Ceecee: Who's going to protect you now, Alfie?
Alfie Cat: Ayeeeeeeeee.......