Dizzie: Boss, readers are responding to our last blog post in huge numbers. If this keeps up, the photos of Frank showing off "The Full Frankie," could break the Internet!
Alfie Cat: Didn't some chick already do that?
Lilly Faye: What are you talking about, Diz?
Dizzie: Girls are going wild for Frank! Ever since we published "Eye of the Beholder," he's been getting loads of personal emails and large bags of snail mail sent to him in care of the blog. It wouldn't surprise me if some of Frank's female fans start showing up on his doorstep!
Lilly Faye: Don't be ridiculous, Diz. That's never gonna happen.
Meanwhile, next door...
Mr. Frank: So ladies, this is where all the magic happens.
Mattie: I can't believe my sister and I are actually here with you in your very own kitchen, Mr. Frank!
Zoe: What smells so good?
Mr. Frank: That's my famous chili.
Zoe: Is your chili as hot as you are, Frank?
Mr. Frank: Gulp!