A stunningly beautiful young feline
Current Job: Full-time Pest Control Technician, Part-time Manager of Mr. Frank's music career
Career Goal: World Domination
Dream Job: Bond villain
Named After: Alfie, as played by Michael Caine
Claim to Fame: Like a mythic hero, I've risen from my humble birth in a bathtub to become an international blog star.
Celebrity I most identify with: Gwyneth Paltrow
Love of my life: The handsome cat in the mirror
Favorite Song: It's a tie! "Alfie" by Dionne Warwick, and "Alfie" by Lily Allen
Favorite internet site: Simon's Cat--YouTube
Frequent quote: "I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood."