Lilly Faye: Wait up guys, Diz is in the water.
Dizzie: This new Bluetooth headset is great! My cell is on the sand thirty feet away, and I'm standing in the water talking to you. Seriously!
Lilly Faye: He's just standing there like a statue.
Dizzie: So Bo, my advice is to enjoy the White House while you can. These last couple of years are gonna fly by. Say hello to Michelle and the girls for me. Gotta go, I'm getting a call from my pal Clooney.
Alfie Cat: I'll bet he's peeing in the water.
Mr. Frank: I've heard that attracts sharks.
Dizzie: Hi, George. Yeah, I was just talking to my cousin Bo. He has some sort of beef with a dog in the Secret Service detail.
How's married life? She wants to litigate everything? Well, you knew she was a lawyer when you married her. Sure, Ben makes it look easy, but Jennifer deserves part of the credit for that.
Alfie Cat: Occasionally, I'll catch him staring into space at home. Sometimes I think he doesn't have much going on between his ears.
Mr. Frank: Maybe he's stuck in the sand. We might have to go down there and pull him out.
Lilly Faye: He doesn't even see me waving at him. I hope he's not having a seizure.
Dizzie: I have to go now, George. The Boss is gesturing wildly, and my toes are starting to shrivel. Thanks for the poker invite. I'll try to make it to the next game.
Dizzie: Hey, Boss. I was just talking to my Cousin Bo and George Clooney.
Mr. Frank: This is so sad.
Lilly Faye: It's gonna be alright, Diz. Just come along with us. We'll take good care of you.
Dizzie: Oh no, I can't find my phone!