Mr. Frank: Hello, Doll Face. What's up?
Lilly Faye: Hi, Frank. I've been reading about these new driverless cars. You just get in, and they take you wherever you want to go. They even park themselves. I'd love to have one, so I could get around on my own.
Mr. Frank: Where would you go by yourself? The mall?
Lilly Faye: No. When I go clothes shopping, I want someone to come with me and pay the bill.
Mr. Frank: The grocery store, then?
Lilly Faye: No, those cans of Beefy Dinner are heavy. I need someone to carry them for me.
Mr. Frank: Are you going to take yourself to the veterinarian?
Lilly Faye: Well, no. I get nervous in the doctor's office. I want someone to come with me and hold my paw.
Mr. Frank: So when it comes right down to it, you don't really need your own car, do you?
Lilly Faye: That's beside the point, Frank.
Chances are, anything you really need, you already have.