Happy Anniversary!

Mr. Frank: I don't know what I'm going to give Doll Face for Christmas, Ceecee. She's probably expecting something fancy, and I don't have any money.

Ceecee: Be honest with her Frank, and the sooner, the better. If she really cares about you, she won't mind.

Ding-dong, ding-dong. Knock, knock, knock.

Lilly Faye: Oh, hello Frank. This is a surprise.

Mr. Frank: Happy anniversary, Doll Face!

Lilly Faye: How romantic! And we've only been going steady for two weeks!

Mr. Frank: What? I meant today's the anniversary of your blog. I baked you a carrot cake topped with mascarpone cheese and pecans to celebrate.

Lilly Faye: Oh, that's right. The blog is one year-old today. It was very thoughtful of you to remember, Frank. 

Come on in. I'll get dressed and put the teakettle on.

Lilly Faye: It was very sweet of you to bake me such a yummy cake, Frank. I could get used to this!

Mr. Frank: Anything for you, Doll Face. 

I'm glad I caught you alone. I wanted to discuss our Christmas plans.

Knock, knock, knock.

Dizzie: Hey Boss, are you in there? I thought I smelled cake.

Mr. Frank: Aaaggghhh!