Dizzie: Hello there, Readers! Unpaid blog intern Dizzie here, filling in for my Boss, who is recovering from surgery.
First, I'd like to assure you there is no truth to the tabloid rumors that The Boss has had cosmetic surgery, specifically a jowl lift and chin implant to give her muzzle a more distinct and youthful line.
Alfie Cat: I heard she had gum surgery and a few teeth removed.
Dizzie: Either way, she has left me in charge of the blog, so let's get started!
Items in the news...Weird Al Yankovic's new album, Mandatory Fun, a parody of several contemporary artists' latest hits, is the number one album on the Billboard 200 chart. It's the first comedy album to reach number one since 1963. Quite a feat!
Apparently, a new generation of listeners is discovering Weird Al for the first time.
Alfie Cat: Like us.
Dizzie: Right you are, Alfie. Plus, I really dig Weird Al's hairstyle.
Dizzie: Also in the news, scientists are claiming dogs feel jealousy, just like humans. This is bunk. We canines are above petty jealousies...excuse me, Alfie, that is MY spot on the sofa. You can't have it!
Hold on, The Boss is Skyping me.
Lilly Faye (via Skype): Diz, be sure to tell my loyal readers that I'm on the mend and will be back soon.
Dizzie: You can tell them yourself, Boss.
Lilly Faye: Oh, dear dawg, are we live on the Internet? Turn the feed off now! I don't want the entire world to see me looking less than my best, and in my pink nightie to boot!
Blog transmission interrupted, but not before...
Mr. Frank: Whoa, Doll Face looks HOT in pink!