I apologize for not posting anything since Monday. I've been short-staffed here at the blog.
Diz, where have you been? Watching the World Cup, uh huh, uh huh. What about between matches? Sleeping. I see. When's the final match? The middle of the month! I hope you plan to come back to work before then!
Hello, Alfie? Lilly Faye here. I was wondering why you haven't been at work this week. 100 degrees outside. And high humidity. Yes, I did notice that. Okay, well, take it easy.
Hi Cali, it's Lilly Faye. I know you aren't officially on my payroll, but I was wondering how you'd feel about giving me a little help at the blog. Hurricane Arthur. Right. You're monitoring both the Weather Channel and the Emergency Broadcast Network 24/7. I see. Well, I just thought I'd ask. Do let me know if we need to evacuate. Thanks.
There is one more call I can make.
Hello, Mr. Frank? It's Lilly Faye! Yes, I'm sure this is a surprise. (giggle, giggle) I was wondering if you'd like to come over and be my guest at the blog? Oh, right. Happy Independence Day to you too. I guess it kind of snuck up on me this year. A picnic and fireworks with the family. I understand. Well, have a good time. I'll see you after the holiday. Bye.
I hope to have everybody back to work by next week. In the meantime, stay safe, and Happy 4th of July to all my American readers around the globe!